Phat to Fabulous!

So have you ever paid attention to the differences in responses or faces that people make when a fat person says something versus a skinny person. Well I thought about some of them and this is some of what I came up with.

• Is this food free? - If a skinny person says this people say sure, go ahead help yourself. If a fat person says this people says umm well I think so, but you might want to check first.
• My hands are too full to carry all of this food! - If a skinny person says this people say, oh really let me help you with that. If a fat person says this people think, well maybe you should put some of that $hit back!
• Does this make my butt look big? - If a skinny person says this people quickly say no I think you look great. If a fat person says this people think I think it was already big, those pants aren't the problem.
• I really should go on a diet. - If a skinny person says this people say no why would you think that? If a fat person says this people think what a freakin' revelation!
• I can't have that I am on a low carb diet. - If a skinny person says this people say oh I did that before how's that working for you. If a fat person says this people are trying to hold back the chuckles and figure out why they have that donut under the napkin off to the side.

I tell you people this world is rough. And to help us with our whoas and figuring out how to handle dealing with being on the chunkier side of the table, we have skinny b!tches like Tyra Banks and Vanessa Minillo (don't know if I spelled that right, that's the chick from MTV and Entertainment Tonight!) who decide that in order to feel the pain of chunky butt Americans everywhere that they should put on a 300 lbs. fat suit to see what it is really like.