Phat to Fabulous!
04 October 2006
So a sign that said $5.00 dresses wasn't a hint?
So a local bridal shop closed its doors recently and the brides have started freaking. Take a look at this story from a local news station.
Now when I got married, I went to this place to look at a dress and I was not impressed. It is in an actual house, so when I first went to find it, well I couldn't! Needless to say they didn't see a lick of my money. But apparently they saw money from every single one of these boo hoo-ing broads and now we have bridezillas on the lose in the city. Oh lord!
Now when I got married, I went to this place to look at a dress and I was not impressed. It is in an actual house, so when I first went to find it, well I couldn't! Needless to say they didn't see a lick of my money. But apparently they saw money from every single one of these boo hoo-ing broads and now we have bridezillas on the lose in the city. Oh lord!
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We were LMAO (or would it be LOAO) when we saw this on the news last night? Right, if you can get a $5 dress here, and your wedding's this Saturday, what's stopping you from hitting Mitchell Street on the way home from work and getting something off the rack? You could probably find something suitable in the back room a Boston Store! Or even TJ Maxx. And you could tell from the interviews that even if their dresses were ready, they'd still be bridezillas!
Oh, BTW -- like the new blog template. The other one was too busy, too hard to read against the red, and you are much too good to let busy and difficult-to-read distract from your phat wisdom.
I'm still LMFAO over this $5 bridal gown store. Its just too rich.
I just watched the clip now, and I'm laughing even harder because now there's an update. Other stores are stepping in to help out. But that's not the hysterical part. This story is being covered (complete with "Breaking News Flash" dramatic music and hard-hitting inquisitive reporter dude) like it was the biggest eMERGEency since Jeffrey Dahmer had to quit drinking the crypto-water and start eating people. Really. Girls, nobody CARES about your dress. You will not get your dress or your money back in the two days before this weekend, so don't worry about it, get thee to Boston Store or Macys, get a tasteful white (if you're actually eligible for white, snark snark) dress of the rack, and quit waiting for (get this) somebody to deLIVER your shoes to you. Then after you get back from your honeymoon, call Milwaukee's Tough Smart Lawyers to get that blood from the rock you're going to think is coming to you in the form of a refund.
LMAO.
LMFAO.
OMG Tell me folks are not that stupid...a $5 dress...even prostitutes are rocking at least a $12 dress...I mean come on....LMAO...I just had to chuckle at this one....
Are you serious?! WOW this is too insane not to be true haha...I'm surprised those girls didn't kick in the door waving the 4 4 haha..sike let me stop
people still get married? wow, i thought that was played out. lol.
OMG...HIL-ar-IOUS
@V'ron - the funny thing is i actually went past this place on my way to karaoke one night and just chuckled to myself with visions of this news story popping into my head!
@tenacious - girl a hot ass mess is what this is!
@honey - on the side of town that this place is in, that may be not be and unrealistic expectation of what could have occurred! lol
@divine - lmao you and me both, i thought i was the last of a dying breed
@jamal - that's an understatement! lol
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