Phat to Fabulous!
05 April 2006
Tagged again!
So yet one of my blog buddies has struck! I have been tagged by ProfessorGQ. Thanks, Waddie! So here it goes!
If...Volume 2
If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
Pee standing up and write my name in the snow!
If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?
Drama, pressure and high expectations!
If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?
Well which time? There was the time my freshman year in college, when I was walking, looking damn cute, into the Union for the BSU Ball, and I wiped out on the floor right in front of the door. I could do nothing, but lay there and laugh. The other time was when I, the drinking champion of the world, mixed just a few too many alcohols on one nights, ended up throwing up on my brand new Adidas, and numerous times on my way from UWM to Marquette, including once in front of a bunch of my friends who all happened to play for UWM at the time and once in front of my dorm. My friend walked me upstairs to dorm room, I decided to go to the bathroom, she was kind enough to make sure I made it there, however she didn't live in the dorm so she apparently figured I was safe enough there, so she left my drunk ass to fall asleep on the toilet. Some time later a RA came through to find me sleep in the bathroom, she escorted me back to my room and managed to plop me into my bed fully clothed still wearing my soiled Adidas! That was not a good night!
If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?
Tom Cruise
If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
procrastination
If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?
Go for the grapes!
If you were to name the best “I told you so” you ever got to deliver, what was it?
I only get to pick one? geez just kidding! After the last Felix Trinidad fight when I got to take the money for the suckers that wagered against the PR wonder and dance around singing SUCKERS!
If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?
I would tell everyone I was shot nine times and start a feud with another member of G-Unit! Oh Wait, 50 cent's overrated ass already did that! Damn!
If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?
COACH!
If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?
I already have a husband and two kids, I need no more pets in my life!
If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?please make all this hard work and exercise pay off!
If you could spend next New Year’s Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom?
Just like this past NYE, in my home, not out with the drunks, with some good Cuban food, all of our great friends, even those from out of town, and lots of mojitos for everyone!
If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?
All illegal immigrants pay double sales tax....we may as well profit!
If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?
I would out the entire Bush administration as idiots! Everyone forget that they ever cared that anyone was gay and we would all be happy, except Bush!
If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?
If I lost touch with you, most likely I don't want to find that touch. My true friends, I just wish they would move closer so we could have dinner more often.
If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?
What love life, we have two kids, I would change the fact that ever since the thunderstorm the other night that the little one seems to think that her bed is only for naps.
If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?
The Thesaurus, if you have a word, stick to it! Don't be all wishy washy and stuff, plus Thesaurus is just a really stupid sounding word, you couldn't have used you handy book to find a different word for that?
If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?
I can't pick just one! There are so many! My life still rolls to the sound of "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" to this day though!
If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
My MAC Cosmetics bag!
If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?
Their all idiots, its not just you!
So I am now returning the favor of tagging the following bloggers:
Rodney
Miss A
Kween of Klubs
Chocolate Boricua
Yours Truly
V'Ron
Teddy Bear
TheIdleReceptionist
Shenehneh
YES! It's not a joke...I really have 4 kids...
A mighty pox upon your entire village if you don't adhere to this tag! Just kidding, but it would be nice if you did post your responses and sent me a link to your post.
If...Volume 2
If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
Pee standing up and write my name in the snow!
If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?
Drama, pressure and high expectations!
If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?
Well which time? There was the time my freshman year in college, when I was walking, looking damn cute, into the Union for the BSU Ball, and I wiped out on the floor right in front of the door. I could do nothing, but lay there and laugh. The other time was when I, the drinking champion of the world, mixed just a few too many alcohols on one nights, ended up throwing up on my brand new Adidas, and numerous times on my way from UWM to Marquette, including once in front of a bunch of my friends who all happened to play for UWM at the time and once in front of my dorm. My friend walked me upstairs to dorm room, I decided to go to the bathroom, she was kind enough to make sure I made it there, however she didn't live in the dorm so she apparently figured I was safe enough there, so she left my drunk ass to fall asleep on the toilet. Some time later a RA came through to find me sleep in the bathroom, she escorted me back to my room and managed to plop me into my bed fully clothed still wearing my soiled Adidas! That was not a good night!
If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?
Tom Cruise
If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
procrastination
If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?
Go for the grapes!
If you were to name the best “I told you so” you ever got to deliver, what was it?
I only get to pick one? geez just kidding! After the last Felix Trinidad fight when I got to take the money for the suckers that wagered against the PR wonder and dance around singing SUCKERS!
If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?
I would tell everyone I was shot nine times and start a feud with another member of G-Unit! Oh Wait, 50 cent's overrated ass already did that! Damn!
If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?
COACH!
If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?
I already have a husband and two kids, I need no more pets in my life!
If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?please make all this hard work and exercise pay off!
If you could spend next New Year’s Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom?
Just like this past NYE, in my home, not out with the drunks, with some good Cuban food, all of our great friends, even those from out of town, and lots of mojitos for everyone!
If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?
All illegal immigrants pay double sales tax....we may as well profit!
If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?
I would out the entire Bush administration as idiots! Everyone forget that they ever cared that anyone was gay and we would all be happy, except Bush!
If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?
If I lost touch with you, most likely I don't want to find that touch. My true friends, I just wish they would move closer so we could have dinner more often.
If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?
What love life, we have two kids, I would change the fact that ever since the thunderstorm the other night that the little one seems to think that her bed is only for naps.
If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?
The Thesaurus, if you have a word, stick to it! Don't be all wishy washy and stuff, plus Thesaurus is just a really stupid sounding word, you couldn't have used you handy book to find a different word for that?
If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?
I can't pick just one! There are so many! My life still rolls to the sound of "The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill" to this day though!
If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
My MAC Cosmetics bag!
If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?
Their all idiots, its not just you!
So I am now returning the favor of tagging the following bloggers:
Rodney
Miss A
Kween of Klubs
Chocolate Boricua
Yours Truly
V'Ron
Teddy Bear
TheIdleReceptionist
Shenehneh
YES! It's not a joke...I really have 4 kids...
A mighty pox upon your entire village if you don't adhere to this tag! Just kidding, but it would be nice if you did post your responses and sent me a link to your post.
12 Comments:
Done!
Good pawn...oh I mean thanks! :)
LOL.. I'm mad you said mojitos.. I had so many of those last year for my birthday!!!! Wow.. but I stopped drinking 3 days later LOL.. I had a week of a drinking spree that made me realize alcohol ain't for me no more in my old age LOL
And they told me that no one is Milwaukee was clever... Oh how they LIED to me.
@bklyndiva - girl i have been hooked on mojitoes for a minute, you know its grocery time in my house if i am out of mint leaves!
@rodney - who were these ignorant people! i am here...wait i might be the only one...shit they were right! i need to move! :)
NOPE GETS TA TYPIN'
lol @ "grapes".....I liked ur answers
First of all, I'm gonna get you for this.
Second, it's gonna be a minute, but I will get back to you about this.
T'aint funny, Mcgee!
@tenacious - thanks for stopping by!
@rodney l. - hahahahahaha! i have time i can wait, but you better do it! btw - if its not funny, why am i still laughing? hahahahahah!
LOL.. I feel ya, if I lost contact more than likely I dont want to talk to they're asses again.
@maurice - that's my point exactly! i don't talk to them for a reason!
Done! Here's my link!
http://the6thstation.blogspot.com/2006/04/ive-been-tagged.html
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