Phat to Fabulous!

01 September 2006

My random MTV VMA thoughts...

  1. Jack Black is an idiot!
  2. I hate that damn Fergie song, "London Bridge." Yes, I said that...Oh snap!
  3. Someone please tell 50 cent that Detroit is in Michigan!!
  4. What purpose did the Pussycat Dolls have in that song with Skateboard P and Ludacris, "Money Maker"?
  5. Beyonce just loves falling out of the ceiling, huh? Oh and Beyonce, Janet Jackson called she wants the dance routine from Rhythm Nation back.
  6. Am I the only one that thinks the guys from Jackass must all be gay?
  7. I couldn't have been the only one that thought that the Power Wheels Hummer that Missy Elliot was driving was going to break in half when she was dancing on it.
  8. What's really wrong with Jessica Simpson?
  9. Since when do they offer plastic surgery in prison? Lil' Kim looked more plastic than usual if that's possible.
  10. Why did I fall asleep when those guys that were dancing on the treadmills came on and I woke up well rested and they were still on the damn tv?

Now I love a good awards show, but this show was pretty boring. Did they really have Al Gore come out and talk about global warming? Also, am I the only one that just heard about Mos Def and his situation? If you hadn't heard about it like me, click here to read the story.

I hope everyone has a safe and blessed holiday weekend and if you are lucky you can get through the whole weekend without having to hear that damn "Chain Hang Low" song!



posted by Elle Jefe at 9/01/2006 01:16:00 PM 10 comments